Ham wall was an ancient pig battlefield. For
years wild hogs had crossed tusks on this flat leafless plain. They fought over
the one enormous oak that provided acorns for the winning tribe of pigs.
However,
after the great battle of Catcott moor one side, the Curly Whirlies, lost and
retreated down onto this more easterly plot. Upon doing this they discovered
the Oak tree and so in order to defend this they built an enormously long
security wall of peat. Because the wild hogs guarded it through little windows
at certain points it then became known as Ham wall.
The
Victorious tribe of Halalumi then made their offensive, because scratching
around for bare bones had gone on long enough, they needed and wanted acorns.
King Hal ordered the Ham wall that had now dried out over some years, to be
torched. The dry summer of the arson and the surprise nature of the attack left
the Curly Whirlies frying like bacon and unfortunately crackling too. All that
remained was a scar of ashen ground, tusks and pork chops lying hither and
tither. The odour of cooked pork and burnt offerings was not to leave the marsh
for fifty years.
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