Monday, 20 March 2023
Desert
You'd have thought it would've been hotter
But it's out of this world
When the sun goes down there's no sense in being bold
Just bury yourself in the warm desert sand
And don't emerge again til you're old
Medley o
For sometimes the dust mouse
With the balloon legs flies
And jars against the corners of coroners
Who are borrowing rainbows from wet skies
And velvet like a jet plane
That too smoothly
Leads the pop charts
In Rocket man serenades
Of American football players
As I empty my conscious mind on the page
And jollop of the trollop
Who with Anthony now pays
For his term in Hell
As berms like barrows swell
With ever more victims
Of Anglo Saxon descent
On cut corner garages
Where the fuel pipe is spent
By Alpha males who drive oil trucks
And dig the graves of otters
Who sereptiously at nightcall up their mothers
That twinly like the windmills
On Salisbury hill
Turn in ever soft records
Where the blue birds trill
And fellow knights of Henry
Have arrived by Welsh appeal
To garner the orange men of Wednesday
With their Zesty peel
And toothless crows will talk in hedgerows
Of Black Friday wills
Where Jesus was a charioteer
And Neil Diamond steals
The lime light of lemon trees
In elementary muse
So cut throat in pleasantries
That he must be killed
Swan
Swan you little plesiosaurus
Look you up in a thesaurus
You're a synonym for white
And some how you learnt to fly
but prefer the water to the sky
I can't control it said the swan
The sky and the earth on this day
I am the king of the pond
I am the mirror bird I say
I hold your reflection in my mind
And I give back you my white in kind
Give back the white
Oh will you read between the lines
Of the black and white
And see through to the otherside of the mirror
Said to the lily, why be a pad
Like a biscuit
I sip from your waterlip
And swill down the plankton
Into my gullet
And you have to give me your yellow
And I'll cut loose Mr goose
And give you back my white
Give me your green Mr froggy
And he said ribbet and swam along
I'll give you my green if you sing your swan song
So the swan sang a beautiful blood red tune
And Froggy gave him his green
And he gave back his white
Give me your brown Mr Otter
And the Otter dipped into the jelly black lake
Said I'll give you my brown if you prove you're no fake
So the Swan rose up like a dragon and beat his wings
And Otter gave him his brown
And he gave back his white
Give me your black Mr Raven
And Raven said no way and flew away
But wait! cried swan, you swore you were my mate
And raven's beady eyes spied him, said Ok
Friend, you can take a piece of my black
And Swan gave him his white
And Raven danced his Magpie jig
Why then, said Swan, with all these colours am I still white?
And the lake spoke up and said you made a grave mistake
While you gave away your white there was no promise made the other way
So the only colour your young may be is grey
To remind you of the trust you had in other animals
Then the white to remind you that all animals lie
Sunday, 19 March 2023
Cloud Cities
Oh to be up in the clouds
in the castles way up high
Oh to be believing
That I shall never die
Oh to be up in the cloud castles
Where worlds range and people are free
Up in the clouds where heaven awaits
And I am simply me
Oh to be up in the cloud castles
Where so many worlds exist
And inside this, and outside that
And nobody will be missed
Oh to be up in the cloud castles
Where buzzards reign
Oh to be up in the cloud castles
Where we are all the same
Oh to be up in the cloud castles
Up where the cities of gold shine
In the bright sunlight
Where they walk light footed and swift
Saturday, 18 March 2023
Keep learning
Well they told me that I had more to learn
Keep learning
Keep learning
Everything you learn will be another string to your bow
Keep learning boys
The green holly hangs upon the bough
Keep learning, keep learning
Everything you cherish
Will be gone somehow
Keep learning boys
The friends that we had
They'll be gone somehow
Keep learning, keep learning
Gone as the green grass
Under the plough
Keep learning boys
Pot of Gold
If I found a pot of gold
I would buy back the love I sold
But nothing will turn back the clock
And there's no shifting that mental block
If I found a pot of gold
I'd lay a path like the yellow brick road
And riches, property and wealth
Would all lead to corruption of self
If I found a pot of gold
More than anything, I'd want to be told
Leave it alone for it wasn't yours
And it's best not to step through temptation's doors
Thursday, 16 March 2023
The road to Shepton Mallet
My tax bill came in I said
Wow how come?
The drum on the beat continued to hum
I put down the letter and
Twiddled my thumbs
Wow, I said wow
To the police I give a tenth of my vow
Jeeze Louise, I need to take a bow
For the Fire and rescue, I give a twelfth
Wow, I said wow
Adult social care almost as much as the police
Wow, Moses, Holy crocuses
If their parents never had them
We'd be sweet as roses
Burn that money somehow
Who are these cronies
In the local government?
Make a change!
Make a change!
Every plan fulfilled
has been painted on the pavement
Make a change right now
Most of it goes on fire and rescue
Drunk people with candles setting light their curtains
Two fifths goes on the local town council
Make a change right now!
Two thirds goes on Somerset County Council
Keep talking, keep talking!
If everything is pink then
We better start walking
Walking to Shepton Mallet now!
Better get in Shape!
Better stop your shirking
Keep working, keep working!
Everyone's a jerk
If you can't quit baulking
Keep talking now
With all this money
Why are the roads still unsafe?
They keep shirking, keep shirking
With all this money
Why don't they fuck themselves?
Keep working now
Work this way until you're in your grave
Keep digging, keep digging
Then some teenager comes along
And desecrates with foam of shave
Keep talking now
Who knows when
This song is gonna end?
Not me, not me
Let's end it here as it's all going wrong
Council taxes will always increase!