Oh little prick of love
It's nice to meet yer
I've got a little prick of love
And it's trying to greet yer
Oh you don't like injections
And you're afraid of blood
Well this is divine intervention
My little prick of love
It'll only hurt a little
And yes it will bleed
But just like a needle
It is going to succeed
At combating your love sickness
You know you suffer a disease
You can't love another
Without starting to seize
So let me give you
My little injection
I'm just like a doctor
You need examination
And it could add years to your life
Or it could set you free
My little prick of love
Is a lost ship at sea
If I were a snail
It would be minute
So just think you're lucky
And don't get cute
If you want to get ahead
You know you have to push
And my little prick of love
Is like a thorn on a sloe bush
Sometimes the sloe gin
comes so thick it's a sin
Sometimes the bush is so hard to get in
But with a little back and forth
A little pull and shove
That's how I'll pump my
Little prick of love