Oh Seagulls, seagulls,
You've gotta love us
Why'd you cry blue murder
And always try and mug us?
All we are are sailors souls
Looking for a harbour
Why don't you go and blow yourselves
We've bigger fish to labour
The Monks in their monastries
They know our deathly wails
We sing to them in the morning
As they hang out their white sails
But we will never surrender
To the likes of them or you
We are the mighty Seagulls
Come hear our Seagull crew
We Sing " Return to the mainland
Return me hearty lovers
Follow goose or the graceful plovers
Return I say to Cardiff bay
Return to Bristol Docks
We've been singing, our sea souls winging
Our heads upon the chopping blocks
So we came home to Cardiff bay,
Yes we came home to roost
And to eat kentucky fried chicken legs
Upon a harbour roof
And then we flew to Flat holm island
To brag to all our friends
About how we killed the chickens
And how we were as hard as them
But the only trouble is you see
We couldn't keep our legs
We kept walking around in circles
As if on some wooden pegs
It was Botulism did it
It was Botulism true
And so we kill and peck the eyes out
Of the weakest member in our Crew
Return, I say, return
Oh return my hearty lovers
Following the grey goose or
the graceful plovers
We'll be coming back to Cardiff Bay
We'll return to Bristol docks
Oh come see us when we say
Be afraid of the seagull flocks