Poetry

Sunday, 24 September 2023

Who is that monkey sat there?

 Who is that monkey sat there?

What does he want?

Who is he with?

Why is he scratching his bum

Does he have some kind of itch?

No, Monkey, no!

No, I won't give you an inch

You'd take a mile

I can see it in your cheeky smile

And I know you would switch

Your allegiances in the end

Deceitful little monkey

I don't trust you at all

So this is England

So this is England

Walking down the High Street of a Somerset town

Shops are closing down

Or shut up already,

Walking with a dry mouth, parched

But The pub at the end

It hearkens no laugh

The bar is a dark place

The bar stools stand

Empty as a pocket

In an empty land

So this is England

I hear you say

What I had come to love

Has soon been blown away

In a wind of change

As across the motorway

The dust of dry fields

The corn storks decay


But this is Autumn, the voice of reason calls

And anyway what's the season, we

Still have the market stalls

And Artists crying treason

Writing written on the walls

Who's sold off this lovely land

The politicians or the fools?

Who voted for them in the first place?

In this government of crows

This murdering of Parliament

This place where no hope grows

And yet and yet I hear you say

This is Winter, it goes that way

Perennial seasons, people trying

To reclaim

The name of the rose

So this is England


Dig in your own garden and look after your own lot

Put up notices, beg for pardon

Give whatever you've got

Give as good as you get

And forget to pick forget-me-nots

For suckling bees at flowers

Could not count all of their stock

Store it in piles in larders

Fill up the honeypot

And save for a rainy day

For you know that happens a lot

Though we never spend

Even though today is no day to save

Gather it in at your wedding

Give it away at your grave


Yes this is England,

Hoarding your plot

And marking out the lines 

Where you go

Where you do not

And never throw a stone at a crow

Never break the glass houses

Because we've built them out of stone

And we've tied them on necklaces down blouses

Caught in the cleavage gap

Between two breasts boom and bust

Crying I must, I must, I must improve my bust

Yet leverage of whale bones, never

Moved the beached body off the beach

We saw the mermaids waving in the surf

We gave it a pauper's grave and tears of grief

This great flotilla of what was once our dreams

That came up for air once

But heard only screams

Yelling go back, go back

And warning us of the sand banks

But it was too late as The hull

Hit ground and broke the cranks

Yet this is England

We've landed

This place of our dreams

This isle of forever

Forever down flowing streams

Water, water everywhere, flowing down the sink

Water, water everywhere, and only beer we drink

Thursday, 21 September 2023

Li-fi

 In life

Do not spend too long on the ordination of spiders

For they have their own legs

And they will carry them

Try not to be fooled by earwigs

For they may get in your ear and whisper many things


Memory is a wonderful thing when founded on common sense

Otherwise try to forget it


The meaning of moths can only be had in daylight

At night they can really elude you


Do not talk too fast nor too slow

For doing either will upset google translate


The best remedy for a cold is not to catch it in the first place


Kings and Queens may come and go, but the monarchy is forever!

Until it's not.


Gargling can increase your life chances by 50% if stuck under water.


Too many cooks spoil the broth, but only if you don't chop them up enough first.


The large stone platform in the world is positioned about Milton Keynes

The thing is nobody gets a chance to look up, and no one wants to look down,

They just keep on going around and around.

Monday, 18 September 2023

Come see me in my room

 On zoom sat at home

It could be Naples, Florence or Rome

I am bleeding

Ones and zeros

Come here into my room

Come here to my room

I want you to be

In real time focus

Like the Entire world seems fuzzy

At least on zoom

My head has gone

Come see me in my room

Sunday, 17 September 2023

Windowless day

 Little bit of rain

Little of wind

Shaking the stems

Moving the strings

Playing the tunes on the violin

Crickets rubbing legs

Trunks entwined twisting

Whistling and creaking

And Praising like a shaker

Devout in wind bowing

Bouquet of flowers bending

Breaking the bough

The whole howling orchestra knowing

Conducting these instruments of woodwind blowing

Clarinet of lime, bassoon of bowling ash

Proud deep oboe of pine

Brass tacks failing

As the barbed wire fence is plucked out

The catastrophic beat of the Oak drums thump

As they fall in the fields

Where the rain is hurled

Like sweeping bows that dart

Back and forth as tiny fish in a pool

Thursday, 14 September 2023

Call me out

Call me out
Call me out
I want you to pick up the phone
And call me out

You can shout it from the roof tops
You can tell the Pope in Rome
Even the people of Babilon
Can not escape the chrome
Call me, call me out

Everywhere you walk
Is another dripping spout
Bleeding out the truth tonight
Like blood from a stone
But they've been squeezing me too too tight
Now I want to go home
Call me out, call me on your phone
Call me out

I've been hiding in the long grass
Afraid of who I am
Jumping out at cars that pass
Crying pay me I'm a vegan

Twin town

 Well, Well the squirrel walked along the street

Only sure thing was

He would meet the crow

On his toe, on point

And the baby was crying in the cupboard with the

Stocking filler

And the pipe cleaner was working double time

In twin town where two eyes ruled the place

With iron pupils 

Who shielded all the suns and daughters of the planets

Who were coming to eat us up 


I said to squirrel why don't you throw

Yourself upon the mercy of the great Nut God

Squirrel said

I beg you for I have buried my God

I give them sacred burial in hallowed ground of oak


And crow stands in the juice of the well

Is brought up through all the sacrifice

Of cathedral people

And Cats with claws the length of a 

Long dark night


Until finally it can be seen in the bolus of the hedgehog

Dragging cats through himself backwards

Then feeding himself to a dog

Because it is a thousand times better

Than being flattened on the road of no hope


Or chastened to a marry -go-round being dragged by a rope

That says but never delivers the zen master at his track

With the Elvis jumpsuit

Doing the dynamo jack

And star jumps in concession queues

To buy his quesy groceries under speculative gazes

Of the bespectacled eyes

In Twin town


Waking in the morning Squirrel sees he had forgotten his gods

And they have grown into saplings of oak trees

And that's what happens when you ignore your Gods


Then hedgehow spoke from the wayside to crow who

Was peeling a walruses skin from his shoulders

And asked him to pass the salt


Oh mighty hedgehow, how does your hedge grow?

In the seedlings of hogs?

In the dirt of underground tiffany dining sets

All orchestrated and cut up in diamond soup

That you know is knowledge of the beaten spoon

And drowned in the kings pallete of plate glass painting

His brow like rain, falling on the bow ceiling

Of his cathedral of pain

Where many fine orchestras play


Oh Jesus Sancti, fire my brains out of your mouth

In a stevendores grace as he laces his boots to the sky

And prepares to unload and die


But Noah was riding in on a Mare calling Night, Night

Beware for my Ark is wrestling in the light

And my dark is a hero of the knight

And sutres are dyed a billion colours

The length of kidney canned

And left on supermarket shelves

For dog food