The Darling Pets of May
May:
The legs of the Elephant
Not scare at a mouse
The eyes of a cat
Not burgle a house
The ears of a rat
Not abode any louse
Nor the fever of a dog
Run hot as a spouse
May:
The nose of a rabbit
Be tickled by a trout
The kindness of a kitten
Be smitten by a stout
The radar of a Russian
Be rattled by a lout
Or the uncle of a Kingdom
Be carbuncled by a bout
May:
The hubris of a herbivore
Be preyed on by a quail
Or the vertigo of an eagle
Be debedded by a snail
The notion of a cuckoo
Be knocked by a tail
Or the hailing of a whale
Be disgruntled with a nail
May:
All these and likewise
Never come into fruition
Or else the trees upon which they grow
Be banished from Eden’s Kingdom
May never a more saintly brow
Be mopped up by a vet
And therefore good kind Gents and Ladies
Do look after your goodly pets