Poetry

Friday 7 January 2022

The Neanderthal Song

Who killed off, who killed off?

 Who killed off the Neanderthals?

Will you tell me staff?

Who killed off?

Who killed off the Neanderthals?

 


Oh, were they getting soft?

Had they had enough?

Who killed off the Neanderthals?


Did they have a long skull?

Were they really too droll?

Oh, who killed off the Neanderthals

 


Who killed off, who killed off?

Who killed off the Neanderthals?

Oh, was it you or was it me?

Was it Las Champs or destiny?


Who killed off that Beastie boy?

Was it the man with a new toy?

Who killed off, who killed off?

Who killed off the Neanderthals?

 

Were they invited in?

for a glass of Champagne

By Cro Magnon Man

Did he sin, did he go insane, 

did he poison the well?

or leave him outside

In the frozen hell

With no place to hide

 

Oh, Cro Magnon man, was it you?

Was it you who drew the last line?

Well, they drew the short straw


And then they were no more

And that was the decline 

Of the Neanderthal line

 

Who killed off, who killed off?

Who killed off the Neanderthals?

Tell me who killed off, who killed off

Who killed off the Neanderthals?

 Did he walk with a limp

A little too like a chimp

A little hunched over

More like the dog Rover

Did they need to stoop? 

when they had to poop

Were they not upright citizens?

Oh, who has the right to criticize them?

Who killed off, who killed off?

Who killed off the Neanderthals?

Tell me who killed off, who killed off

Who killed off the Neanderthals?


Wednesday 5 January 2022

On light

 Light can be Italian,

Crisp and to the touch

Light as light can be

Nothing is too much

Light can be Norwegian, strained and nearly dying

Heroic in its minimalism

Every shard is shying

Then light maybe of England

Heavy through the rain

The world seems intense in knowing

Light through a shrouded window pane

Light and shade are qualities

But they effect the state of mind

To come and go in knowing

What we have lost but wish to find

Cross my heart

 I've fallen for a ghost

She's the one

I loved the most

She comes and goes inside my house

I Think she's a lion

Next thing she's a mouse

I cannot put my finger on her

The fact, the fact but never the cure


Cross your heart and hope to die

Give me life

Take my eye

See myself unqualified

Through the spyglass

There I lie


Take this ruffled neck of dog

Shake the hair

And drink the grog

I am most

When I am least

Give me less like a beast

Make thirst, oh make me cry

Sing me your mean lullaby


I have hurt the ghost

Have I 

Extinguished the fire 

In your eye

I am a killer of love

I kill love

Like a butterfly

I dash its wings

make sure it can't fly

I have killed my love and I

Saturday 1 January 2022

Sell me a dream

 I dreamt we were all sellable

In the future when

sterility and lack of virility may reign

Then each can choose his characteristics


age, gender, sexual idenity

Like chicken in a supermarket

We pick each other out out of vainity

All this in memory to avoid the pain


We each will have a label at the back of our necks

Reading: country of origin, 

Constituents of heritage, age, nature other checks

50% human 50% android for example



We can choose our spouses, our children

Even our uncles and aunts

What about our parents?

Well in a time when men and women can't 

Or won't be able to make babies anymore

Alternatives can be imagined

Designer babies

We'll go into a human shop and just order one

Perhaps with a Gucci label



And since it was never our choice to get picked

either we must have a clause of free will

To choose not to go with our selector or not

But what if we ourselves are half robot

What then happens to our human free will?

Can we still choose?

Can a bionic human have free will?

Is it only in the mind

If I have a human mind then I am human right?



What if I am a human head on a robot body

Should I have the same rights as a full human?




Who knows, blow it.

Then there was a giant swimming pool 

Being filled with three or four different taps

To keep it warm for guests and that hotelier

Is skulking around and around it






Tuesday 28 December 2021

When we were soldiers

 Chalk and cheese were soldiers

When they went to war


Chalk went first into the fold

Cheese followed there after

They were inseparable

Brothers they were in arms


Oh, when we were Soldiers

When we were soldiers

When we were back on the farm

 

When the bombs fell in the East

Chalk went fighting the front


While Cheese fought foreign beast

Oh, but they had the same want

Keep me with my brother Cheese

Chalk said to Commander and master


But the commander set them East to West

And that was to be a disaster

 

Chalk was proud but never let on

He had loved the same woman

Back in their hometown


And Cheese was humbler and just

Kept his head down

In his heart he wanted Zita for his crown

 

And the days rubbed on

And the war did vanish


When they each returned home

The farmland was famished


Zita held them both in her arms

And they knew they were back on the farm



 

Oh, when we were soldiers,

What a time we had

Dashing headlong into the fray


When we were soldiers

All time stood still

We could never quite believe


We'd see this day

 

And Zita loved Cheese

But she loved Chalk still

Oh, and when the sparks flew


She thought of herself to kill

But Cheese married her

In that Church on the hill


And Chalk came tumbling after

 

Chalk fell down 

In every tavern in the town

The great war hero

Brought low


What deeds he had dared

On the field of warfare

The townsfolk weren't full to know

And too proud was he to boast


But a bitterness grew in his heart

Though he always was their toast

 

And Cheese had a family with Zita

And the bats flew out just to meet her

But the dark foreboding sky




Meant she thought she might die

On their next trip down to the coast

 

Chalk took a wife over the border


And they travelled down there to order

A home in the forest with the mountains


Looking by

And Zita felt the weight of the world

On her thigh

As she sat her child there to suckle him

By and by

I will name him Chalk after her father



And Cheese raised a stink

And went racing after 

Chalk, his brother in arms

Now enemies back on the farm

 


Chalk fought Cheese

Across Mountain trail

In the shadows of the great Transylvanian

Woods


And the pines did sway

And the wolves did wail

And the sword pierced Chalk’s heart

And that wasn't good

 

The chalk man fell like a tree in the forest

Geronimo cried the axman and the bears cried out


And Cheese's heart melted, and tears fell 

From his eyes 

And his soul grew dark under

Transylvanian skies

 

And he lived locked in his castle


For he had committed fratricide

To kill his own brother

No atonement could abide

And Zita raised two children

One Chalk and one Cheese


For each had a father

Who in their hour of need

Had answered the call of their country

And for their country did bleed


When they were soldiers

 

When we were soldiers

She sings to them

When we were soldiers

And lullaby’s them to sleep



Monday 27 December 2021

Spring Street

 They're sweeping up the leaves on Spring Street

Tidying away the trash

Painting it all in a varnish

White washing their laundry and cash

They're cleaning out the cupboards on Spring Street

Making room for a new family to move in

Leaving their reasons on the door step

Throwing their letters in the bin



The workmen are fixing the pipes

The arabs drink outside costa coffee

After one of them nearly got in a fight


With a man over who was wrong and who was right

"I was alone!" he kept shouting, passers by stop and watch

in the street

On the otherside of the road, they are all white

Oh they're sweeping up the leaves on Spring Street




The leaves keep falling on Spring Street

And my time is nearly done

The London road so busy under

A clouded sun


Red buses passing so gently,

Like ships in the night

Geezers and wheezers and two-time sneezers

Squeezing by left and right



And Spring Street is telling its story

Like a year that turns on without proof

That tomorrow all this will look different

That tomorrow we'll live a new truth


There are race wars down on Spring Street

White washing walls and blackening teeth

The French harangue Nelson's Column and greet

The Spaniards who fill Trafalgar square beneath



The Germans are daisy bombing all the banks

Shy dalmatian dogs are begging for homes giving thanks

To the carriages and scooters, and pizza delivery boys

Who are dropping them crusts as babies drop toys



And Spring street is looking lovely this time of year


As winter makes a mockery of flower sellers

And street singers recite sonnets of Juliet

And Romeo is on his balcony shaving his chest



And the circus is holding a strongman contest

Who is the most freakish, who's strength will win the day

Saint Crispin rides a steel mare upon the copper chains that lay



Around the step of the museum where sweet children play

And Spring Steet is looking quite clean this way

 

In the circus all kinds of animals are there

Elephants in castles in long suited trousers



And penguins who dance in pairs

I took a trip on the circle line


and found an anathema there

How could I be travelling straight

While I was going round and round?



It was all too much for me to believe

And then I saw Paddington bear



He had made a home for himself on the platform

And the stations of Charing cross were there

I counted old Kentish town and an opprobrium



As the farmers' step wives all lived there

The dogs were selling newspapers in the stands

And I bought one for a paw-pound

He said put the lines back in the prison

For that is where the sentence is found


A rabbit hopped on the rails of the barley

And swayed as the tannoy announced

The next train at platform three is

The two fifteen to Plymouth

And I stepped on the rights of the fare


Spring Street was smiling in the cold light

And Samantha had cut off her hair




Samson was her barber in the Turkish restaurant

Where fat men and young girls sat so fair


I tried to piece together the puzzle

Of its myriad strands and wefts

And I with cloven hoof and cleft palate

Let King Oedipus disappear



The ships will go down out of sight

As the horizon is gathering sunlight

And the broken eggshells of Spring Street

Show the first path where new lambs bleat